Whenever I clean out my spam box, I get links to Spam recipes up at the top of the page. Gingered Spam, Spam Quiche, Spam Breakfast Burritos, and Vineyard Spam Salad are all recipes links that have appeared on my Gmail account over the last few days. I can't stand Spam, but now I'm on the hunt for the most unlikely Spam recipe. Hell, the gingered Spam actually sounds yummy. Except for, you know, the whole Spam part.
Occasionally, other ads will catch my eye as well. Then I wonder what the Google Gods are trying to tell me:
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(I think the software needs a little tweaking....)
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And my personal favorite:
The Newest Colon Cleanse
What is known. What is unknown. Real cleansing photos. You decide.
I'll leave you with this:
(I don't know what's up with the subtitles.)
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