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We Interrupt This Blog For An Acceptance Speech
I'm honored and flattered that Kristin has awarded me a Best of BlogHer 2007 award. Apparently I dominated the "Best Emergency Baby Toy From A Blogger" category:

Baby Uncensored chews on a Maxi pad with wings. The wings are crucial.

In the comments, Liz demanded acceptance speeches. I've asked my 2 year old, Hollis, to accept this gracious award on my behalf.

Yes. Thank you, Kristen. Thank you.

* Hollis is holding Kristen's swag from BlogHer, the famous condom lollipop. I bet my mom and MIL, who both read this blog, are calling CPS as you read this!

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Blogger Mamma said...

Indeed, that's thinking on your feet!!


Blogger slouching mom said...

Heh. I hear CPS, knock-knock-knockin' at your door.

Anonymous mayberry said...

What I want to know is did he managed to poke a hole in the "pop-pop" with the giant pen?

Blogger Lawyer Mama said...

He did not, Mayberry. Although he tried pretty hard. I have another video of him pulling it out of the wrapper and discovering that it's not actually a lollipop. "Ewww. That's icky, Mommy." My husband said he'd divorce me if I posted that one online!

I'm such a bad mommy.

You know, I did hear Kristin making some remark about how she could make her schwag into Mommy Condoms by poking holes in them. LOL!

Blogger flutter said...
Blogger Karianna said...

Oh yes, polluting their minds already.

Blogger jen said...

starting young, i see. rock on.

Blogger Mom101 said...

Fabulous! That giant pen...well let's just say it's fitting with the theme.

Blogger Slackermommy said...


Doesn't look like your son is going to need much instruction on how to sue a condom. Notice how he put the pen in the center of the condom? That takes skill.

Blogger Julie Pippert said...

That's just too...umm...well...LOL (laughing too hard to make witty reply).

I do not think the apple falls far from the tree, perhaps?

(hee hee hee Slackermommy said sue a condom, that's hilarious!)

Blogger Busy Momma said...

very cute, but all I can think of is that GIANT pen!

Blogger Queen Heather said...

Too funny!

Blogger Part time Mommy said...

wow. Yea, better hope noone from CPS ever sees this! rofl I LOVE Baby Uncensored's toy. And the acceptance speech was wonderful also.

Blogger ExPatSW said...

Ahem, ladies...I am a CPS social worker and must emphatically state that, as one who strongly encourages the philosophy that sex education should begin at home and as early as possible, this truly original and innovative introduction to condoms has my full support! Beats the hell out of the condom-water-balloons most children make!

Anonymous Anonymous said...

After an ornament I put on the Christmas Tree one year I don't thing I'd have a problw with the lollypop.


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