1. I sometimes let Holden eat Cheerios off of the floor.
2. On weekend mornings I make T take the kids so I can sleep a little longer. (Thanks, T.)
3. Hollis eats Goldfish crackers on the way to daycare every morning. His babysitter feeds him breakfast.
4. The1 minute 15 second rule for dropped food is in active play in my home!
5. I have been known to take a day off from work, drop the kids at daycare, and go home and sleep. (Sleep is a big thing with me.)
6. I spend far too much on shoes and purses. (Sorry, T.)
7. Before I had them, I swore my kids would never eat sugar. See Exhibit A:
8. I never cook dinner anymore. (Sorry, T.)
2. On weekend mornings I make T take the kids so I can sleep a little longer. (Thanks, T.)
3. Hollis eats Goldfish crackers on the way to daycare every morning. His babysitter feeds him breakfast.
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5. I have been known to take a day off from work, drop the kids at daycare, and go home and sleep. (Sleep is a big thing with me.)
6. I spend far too much on shoes and purses. (Sorry, T.)
7. Before I had them, I swore my kids would never eat sugar. See Exhibit A:
8. I never cook dinner anymore. (Sorry, T.)
9. Before leaving the house in the morning, I have noticed that one of my children has a dirty diaper, ignored it, taken them to daycare & said "So sorry, M, one of the H's pooped in the car." (Sorry, M.)
10. I hate the Wiggles. Well, except for Captain Feathersword. I have a secret Mom crush on him. There's something about that eye patch....
11. I love my children so much, when I look at them it sometimes hurts to breathe.
Labels: Mama Drama
7 Comments:
Wow! That's some bright coloured sugar!
;-)
I'm still holding to my promises, but Ry is only 5 months old so I've got a while to break them yet...
I'm more of a fan of Greg (the yellow Wiggle, the singer). That is, if I were being held at gunpoint and forced to pick a Wiggle...
Bella eats cereal when she gets to daycare, too. The dogs usually take care of anything that's been dropped on the floor, hence no need for a 15 second rule. And when I bought my fourth Coach purse two weekends ago, I thought C. was going to have a coronary. (But it was my birthday weekend!)
Sleep? I work full time and go to law school at night. Sleep is a thing of beauty - rare and fleeting.
MMTaM - Just wait! Hee hee.
Peyton - We must be long lost soul mates. My last purse purchase (also 2 weekends ago) was a new Dooney & Bourke, also for my birthday - even though my birthday isn't until the middle of October.... And WOW, your life sounds exhausting! When I was in law school I was constantly in wonder of the evening students who worked full time and had families. I bow at your feet, Oh Great One!
Lawyer Mama, you are a mama after my own heart! Your house sounds much like mine!
Cooking? I have this to say ... we are in the computer system at the Chinese delivery place and we are on a first name basis with the pizza delivery guy.
We especially love our pizza guy --we have learned about each other's children and, as a result, if our pizza gets delivered after 9 p.m., he doesn't ring the doorbell, he knocks softly, so he won't wake up Rachel! :)
Captain Feathersword, now that's a novel Mom Crush nomination. He's all yours :-)
Guilty as charged!
awww. I know what you mean about hard to breathe when you look at your children. I feel the same way about my little girl. That never goes away. They become your world!!
Oh! And I getcha on the Wiggles. I like the dude in the yellow shirt. (Greg?) He's cute to me in a dorky sorta way. haha. Captain Feathersword? Really? Wow. :)haha
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