8/01/2007

We Interrupt This Blog For An Acceptance Speech

I'm honored and flattered that Kristin has awarded me a Best of BlogHer 2007 award. Apparently I dominated the "Best Emergency Baby Toy From A Blogger" category:

Baby Uncensored chews on a Maxi pad with wings. The wings are crucial.

In the comments, Liz demanded acceptance speeches. I've asked my 2 year old, Hollis, to accept this gracious award on my behalf.



Yes. Thank you, Kristen. Thank you.

* Hollis is holding Kristen's swag from BlogHer, the famous condom lollipop. I bet my mom and MIL, who both read this blog, are calling CPS as you read this!
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15 comments:

  1. Amie Adams8/01/2007 06:36:00 PM

    Indeed, that's thinking on your feet!!

    Congrats!

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  2. S8/01/2007 07:06:00 PM

    Heh. I hear CPS, knock-knock-knockin' at your door.

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  3. Anonymous8/01/2007 07:34:00 PM

    What I want to know is did he managed to poke a hole in the "pop-pop" with the giant pen?

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  4. Lawyer Mama8/01/2007 07:37:00 PM

    He did not, Mayberry. Although he tried pretty hard. I have another video of him pulling it out of the wrapper and discovering that it's not actually a lollipop. "Ewww. That's icky, Mommy." My husband said he'd divorce me if I posted that one online!

    I'm such a bad mommy.

    You know, I did hear Kristin making some remark about how she could make her schwag into Mommy Condoms by poking holes in them. LOL!

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  5. flutter8/01/2007 07:40:00 PM

    HAHA!!

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  6. Karianna8/01/2007 08:12:00 PM

    Oh yes, polluting their minds already.

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  7. Girlplustwo8/01/2007 08:58:00 PM

    starting young, i see. rock on.

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  8. Mom1018/01/2007 09:26:00 PM

    Fabulous! That giant pen...well let's just say it's fitting with the theme.

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  9. Slackermommy8/02/2007 09:47:00 AM

    Congrats!

    Doesn't look like your son is going to need much instruction on how to sue a condom. Notice how he put the pen in the center of the condom? That takes skill.

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  10. Julie Pippert8/02/2007 01:44:00 PM

    That's just too...umm...well...LOL (laughing too hard to make witty reply).

    I do not think the apple falls far from the tree, perhaps?

    (hee hee hee Slackermommy said sue a condom, that's hilarious!)

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  11. Violet8/02/2007 02:29:00 PM

    very cute, but all I can think of is that GIANT pen!

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  12. Heather8/02/2007 11:46:00 PM

    Too funny!

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  13. Venus8/03/2007 07:15:00 AM

    wow. Yea, better hope noone from CPS ever sees this! rofl I LOVE Baby Uncensored's toy. And the acceptance speech was wonderful also.

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  14. ExPatSW8/04/2007 10:42:00 AM

    Ahem, ladies...I am a CPS social worker and must emphatically state that, as one who strongly encourages the philosophy that sex education should begin at home and as early as possible, this truly original and innovative introduction to condoms has my full support! Beats the hell out of the condom-water-balloons most children make!

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  15. Anonymous8/06/2007 01:16:00 AM

    After an ornament I put on the Christmas Tree one year I don't thing I'd have a problw with the lollypop.

    empthynester

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