Aw, the poop review. I feel like I'm constantly reviewing poop. My daughter holds for days at a time so know she can't poop a letter but I'm pretty sure she can poop out a baseball. I swear! (and yes she's under a doctors care for it )
Ahhh...his great-uncles will be so proud! It's lovely to see family perversions...I mean, errr...interests continued in the up-and-coming generations. Ahhh, the memories this brings back...farting and belching contests(not only the alphabet but really long sentences)are just some of the entertainment you should look forward to. Sorry, sweetie, but it's in the genes and considering H's proud accomplishment, I don't see how you can avoid these competitions. And, although I never managed to master the farting-on-demeand needed to compete, I can belch not only the alphabet but some incredibly long words! Ask C, R, and K who taught them?!
I'm getting really sick of having to moderate comments because of the damn spammers. If you put spam in my comments I will zealously delete you. And then I will sick the CIA on you. (You don't know that I can't do it, do you?)
Does farting count?
ReplyDeleteSnort. OTJ is predictable, yes? ;)
ReplyDeleteOkay.....all this talk of poop.....it is starting to remind me of MY blog!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the review....how prestigious! :)
Oh, crap. Another milestone I missed?
ReplyDeleteDoes it count if my SO can poop neon green?
Hmm... probably not.
Congrats anyway!
Jess - Farting totally counts. Our children are geniuses.
ReplyDeleteVS - Neon green? Now *that's* impressive!
Does it count if it's not my kid, but my fiance? Cuz, um, yeah....
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure mine can't.
ReplyDeleteBut I can burp my ABC's with the best of them and am trying hard to teach the kids this charming skill.
Do I get a prize?
Flutter - Wow. That's one talented guy you've got there.
ReplyDeleteRM - That's a talent I could really get behind. I'll send you a crown and sash.
ROFLMAO!!
ReplyDeleteI only hope this baby turns out to be so gifted!
My niece can totally poot the alphabet. It's a major source of entertainment. How pathetic and perverted are we? LOL
ReplyDeleteI will not pay this much attention to poop though.
But congrats to your kids on the ability. :)
Julie
Ravin' Picture Maven
Such talent, the generation that we've spawned.
ReplyDeleteRight now, we're working on the belching.
Aw, the poop review. I feel like I'm constantly reviewing poop. My daughter holds for days at a time so know she can't poop a letter but I'm pretty sure she can poop out a baseball.
ReplyDeleteI swear! (and yes she's under a doctors care for it )
I'm off to check you out over there. Like poop wouldn't catch my attention. Ha! Off I go...
ReplyDeleteAhhh...his great-uncles will be so proud! It's lovely to see family perversions...I mean, errr...interests continued in the up-and-coming generations. Ahhh, the memories this brings back...farting and belching contests(not only the alphabet but really long sentences)are just some of the entertainment you should look forward to. Sorry, sweetie, but it's in the genes and considering H's proud accomplishment, I don't see how you can avoid these competitions. And, although I never managed to master the farting-on-demeand needed to compete, I can belch not only the alphabet but some incredibly long words! Ask C, R, and K who taught them?!
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid to click the link.... so afraid...
ReplyDeletehere I go... ;-)
Taht's some talented kid.
ReplyDeleteOh, go put him on America's Got Talent!!
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